papi-chulo-seb:
persephonethatshit:
my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.
I’m going to fucking scream
jack-and-bigby-discourse:
Bigby, inside a Target: Hi, I lost my entire town in here. Can I make an announcement?
Target Employee: Sure.
Bigby, gripping the microphone: GOODBYE YOU PIECES OF SHIT. I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING ROT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WITCHING WELL!